The liquor one killed me
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
*wants to do things with friends*
*never actually asks to do things with friends*
*thinks friends hate me*
*gets sad about it*
What Tarot Is And What It’s Not.
apparently i was listening to this song as this popped up on my dash bc while I was reading the text, the lyrics happened and my brain was literally fucked
Mimosa Pale, an artist from Finland, invites her fellow citizens to climb into her vagina-themed bike taxi. Her intention is to protest the world’s fascination with phallic objects and draw attention to the cunt instead. So three times a week she hits the streets of Helsinki.
this entire website
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass