"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
Tongues are weird. I mean, fics and stories don’t prepare you for the weird bumpy slide of taste buds against taste buds.
nice url did ur mom pick it out for u
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
TF IS SHE DOING